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breakfast in bed
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Cook bacon
, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to
ejaculate
put
your dick
in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything
romantic
so I decide to
give her
breakfast
in bed
by
kcdawg
May 07, 2016
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