blagapastagh

A.) To love a friend unconditionally.
B.) To complain that your boyfriend said 'blagapastaghhh'
C.) Love

A.) Shrek, I blagabastagh you ♥
B.) "and then he said blagapastagh!" "NO!"
C.) "I blagapastagh you!" "what's that?" "love, duh!"

by Shrek's Hobo December 21, 2010

blagining

the time in which lady parts bleed and specifically when the lady is especially irrational or moody - originates from the words bleeding and vagina

No fooling around tonight, asshole. Don't you know I'm blagining!?

by Cheesedick-master of cheeses April 24, 2011

blagagaga

the worlds most commonly used expression to describe the sound of squishing

it went like blagAGAGAGA when i squished the shit out of it

by nibacho June 11, 2011

Bagholding

ambuscade, ambush, be on the lookout, be on the watch, be on watch, bushwhack, keep a lookout, keep watch, lie in ambush, lie in wait, lurk, scupper, stalk, take cover, wait in ambush, waylay

My ex is bagholding outside my house.

by [e-mail] September 12, 2011

Blago

The act of attempting to sell a senate seat but failing to collect.

If what I've done is impeachable, then I'm on the wrong planet.
Rod BLAGOjevitch

by Thomas Bodetti December 27, 2011

Blagitty-doo

(n) An old fart who should not be in any form of the government.

The US government is full of blagitty-doos.

by Happe-R January 7, 2012

blachino

A male who is of mixed black, latino and chinese ethnicity.

Mark's mum is Ecuadorian and his dad is half Chinese and Nigerian.

So that makes him Blachino

by Blachino_Boy May 7, 2013