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Flight Engineer

Shut the fuck up you stupid idiot "babysit pilots" "do not carry enough automation" "read the newspaper during the entire route of flight."

What the fuck are you fucking talking about?! before you start a fucking rant on somthing you know jack shit about maybe you should do a little research on your topic. Automation sucks and can lead to inadvertant mistakes. Oh and by the way the process of flying while in the cruise stage of flight is not simple you jackass
The flight engineer is as much a part of the cockpit crew as the pilot in command and the first officer. He/she is a valuble member of the crew and participates activley in crew resource managment...
by Mr Covasi October 15, 2004
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Engineering Casanova

A person who is amorously or gallantly attentive to all things engineering.
Paul Jehlen jr. is an Engineering Casanova.
by Osoleve January 27, 2010
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Rectum Engineer

A faggot may be referred to as a Rectum Engineer.
"Dude, that guys a real faggot."

"Yeah, a real Rectum Engineer."
by MetalliChris January 30, 2007
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Software Engineer

Someone with big brains and who works his freaking tail off and is going to be (or has already been) laid off, just to be replaced by some low-life and low-wage counterpart in india, so greedy corporations can increase their margins and offer a crapper service.
IBM announces it creates 1,500 new Software Engineering jobs (but they don't disclose it's in freaking india or china).
by MaxCool February 8, 2004
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Minority Engineering

1.The act of repairing or fixing an object without the means or resources needed for the repair; with the purpose of keeping it operational until somebody else comes along and breaks it so its their fault, or until one can take it to someone who can legitimately fix the problem. 2. The politically correct term for "nigger rigged."
Guy 1: How did you fix your car without getting it to the mechanic?

Guy 2: Oh I minority engineered it with some zip ties and electrical tape. I take it in some time next week.

The minority engineering used on the pipes will hold up for a week or so
by Cashtangoteam April 13, 2011
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software engineering

The process of defining the actual functionality of a software program, the planning and programming of said software.
I´m a programmer, I work in software engineering.
by Marvin January 22, 2004
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