kill in bed

To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.

Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.

Leon: Bruh how do you do that?

Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.

Leon: Aye that’s my boy

by afhsg June 3, 2018

Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 5, 2020

Bed Bird

A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.

"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."

by Thatpersonyoualllove October 18, 2016

Prison Bed

Beds without the bed frame, straight on the dirty floor. Typically used by snakes and people with low income (Broke Mfs).

Damn nigga, you got the prison bed and you talking shit???!!!

by GounzMan May 14, 2021

Cheese in bed

Just cheese in bed really? Little Laurenz songs and that. Based off Send my love to your new lover. Who has cheese in bed.
Made in 2015/2016 by accident.

Only real intellectuals know

LL: You know that song?

AA: I know....
BOTH: CHEESE IN BEDDD

by The Wandering Arab February 12, 2022

Bed-Reading

The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.

Bed-Reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.

by dirkdiggler12 December 4, 2016

bed mayo

Another word for cum.

Oh no! You got bed mayo all over my hair!

by tablesauce December 31, 2016