beaver weaver

A man who avoids 'beaver'. Bats for the other side. A gay man.

You've got no chance with him love, he's a beaver weaver.

OMG that beaver weaver wants your cock.

by huzinator May 19, 2010

beaver moon

when a female bends over to show you her vagina and you get a good view of both her ass and her vagina.

That porn star gave us a great beaver moon pose right before the guy railed her from behind.

by mattyhummz May 18, 2011

beaver

1. A furry vagina that may or may not attend Oregon State.

2. A buck toothed rodent that may or may not attend Oregon State.

3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend Oregon State.

Eddie: "Is that beaver a Beaver?"

Wally: "Well, it's orange and black...."

by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010

Baby Beaver

A smooth shaven or waxed vagina.

I love eating out baby beaver, because I don't have to floss after.

by John Unitas April 8, 2006

Beaver Alert

When a female wears a skirt or dress so short you can almost see her genitals.

Beaver Alert! That skank over there in the leopard print is showing everyone her business.

by Formore June 20, 2011

Beaver Damned

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.

Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.

Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.

I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.

or

Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.

by teffie-phd April 29, 2010

hungry beaver

When a woman experiences REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep the clitoris becomes erect and is then known as a hungry beaver.

The arch enemy of a man's morning wood

When Bill woke up he noticed his morning wood was being attacked by a hungry beaver

by JLee April 30, 2006