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egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.
Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.
by mister creepy February 23, 2011
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beater

Largest piece of shit car. Candiates are, but not limited to, Mercury Tracer, Geo Metro, any Toyota Camry of any year, or any shitty car that you would only ride in with a bag over your head, or it smells, looks, drives, and tastes bad.
Guy 1: Hey man, Check out my new whip!

Guy 2: Dude, that thing's a fucking beater.
by Larry Davidzz November 14, 2011
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Beacher

A name referring to people going to or near the beach for vacation. A tourist .
Towns near the beach are usually sparsely populated, but when summer comes around waves of beachers crowd the streets, shops, and beaches.
by I do stuff sometimes June 2, 2016
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buffalo beaters

Wagon-burning Native Americans in the plains/mountains who wanted to compete with the salmon-beating coastal Native Americans.
Those buffalo beaters sure give the salmon beaters a run for their money. Did you hear that Lone Warrior beat 3 buffalo in one day. That's impressive, enit Marlita?
by rockclimb3r October 1, 2009
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old beater

women who have hit the wall as far as their looks go.
This bar is full old beaters. Dude, what were thinking, she's a beater?
by expiii April 16, 2014
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bean beater

When a man is jerking off and his balls slap the pinky finger side of his hand, he is bean beating!
Don’t shake that dudes hand, he’s a bean beater!
by Redjack411 May 28, 2018
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ankle beaters

Pants that people wear pants, mostly blue jeans that come up to their ankles other than below them.
Look at that boy wearing those ankle beaters! They come all the way up to his ankle! They don't even touch his shoes!
by bebecutie1212 October 12, 2008
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