N-Beat

A slang term for a song of hip-hop/rap descent loaded with profanity, and whose lyrical content is largely ignorant.

Mike, are you allowed to listen to N-beats with toddlers around?

by Badejones September 30, 2008

The Beats Pill

A double ended vibrating dildo

Martha and Sadie bought The Beats Pill because they're butterfaces but like to be penetrated while music is playing

by Dothejohnwall January 6, 2015

Beat Thing

Often used between teenage male friend groups. Slang for someone who’s “ugly” or not desirable. Not worth it. Can also be called “Beat ting”, often used by boys when describing girls they don’t find attractive. Would not date or hu with unless really desperate. Could be used when describing someone really rude or obnoxious.

“She’s a beat thing”

by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 24, 2019

Liquid Beating

When someone is visibly hung-over to a point where they look like they were mugged for their lunch money.

Wow, she looks like she got a liquid beating last night.

by ClearlyGenius February 7, 2009

Pre-Beat

The act of stroking your erect penis with no intention of ejaculating prior to having sex with an intimate partner. Performed solely for excitatory purposes to make the act of having sex more pleasurable when it actually occurs.

The amount of self-control required to avoid ejaculation is not only threatening, but down right dangerous.

Also known as a preliminary pud-pull.

Jim: You planning on hooking up with that waitress tomorrow night?
Mike: Yeah man, I gotta pre-beat the shit outta my junk beforehand.
Jim: I was JUST gonna tell you to make sure to pre-beat, it makes the sex so much better.

by SolidFour October 13, 2011

The Toast Beat

a beatbox rap by youtuber Aquatic Toast/Toasty Boi referencing the fact that fellow youtuber AquaticPath12 hates his beatboxing and that he can do the beatboxing since AquaticPath12 isnt in the room
The Toast Beat has come to just mean the beatboxing part of the song

do The Toast Beat

by PerfectPeridot February 14, 2021

Respect the Beat

When a song's lyrics/voice of the rapper is simply terrible, out of timing or just plain off and the beat is ill/sick/funky fresh. This phrase is commonly used when shitty mainstream rappers go on expensive beats and that shits wack

Ignorant Male: 0mgzzzzzzzz th1s w33zy s0ng iz fr3shhhh he da best rappah aliiiive!

Me: No he's fucking not "i have 10 bathrooms i can shit all day" is not a clever lyric, its just fucking stupid.

Ignorant Male: ight your right.....but you gotta Respect the Beat that shits nice.

Me: respect, respect

by ConsciousRap March 9, 2010