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Sharp as a Beach Ball

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.
That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!
by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007
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For The Beach

is an extremely important philosophy in life. It is beach culture developed by some unique non-hippie residing in hongcouver. the phrase, sometimes abbreviated as FTB, encompasses several beach cultures.
"for the beachers" are usually muscular with abdominal muscles and guns and exhibit beach-style clothing and behaviour. there are several FTB personalities depending on attire: the classy casual beacher in a dress shirt and white shorts, the bob marley beacher covered with a rainbow of color smoking a J, the sailor man beacher with a hat and wayfarer shades, and the brazilian soccer player beacher with long sexy curly hair.
Any action done "for the beach" signifies a special meaning to the action in that it would add to the "for the beach" value of the person. eating lots of protein instead of sushi is justified as being "for the beach" and the person will be praised for his "for the beachness" with fist pumps.
anything is permissible as long as it is FTB.
by forthebeachy September 25, 2011
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beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.
Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.
by mishmell February 26, 2013
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Ormond Beach

A piece of suburban hell in central Florida next to Daytona Beach. The most exciting thing in this town is the town next to it, which sucks too.

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Ormond Beach is full of crazy bitches in mini-vans.
by Beata January 15, 2009
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Sex on the beach

On the West coast, a drink consisting of vodka, peach schapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. On the East coast, a drink consisting of melon liqueur and pineapple juice.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Virginia Beach

Virginia Beach is for hustlers. Place in South Eastern Virginia where you are either white, thug, or asian. The Great Neck area contains mostly upper class white families while the closer u get to Norfolk the darker it gets. We have no downtown and we don't want one. There are a lot of clubs on the boardwalk where the sluttiest girls from around the east coast come and compete on who's the sluttiest. Personally an amazing place to live.
Dave: What are we gonna do today?
Ryan: Surf, drink beer, smoke tree
by Local November 11, 2004
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long beach CA

best city to party, eat, and get away! the most unique city in Los Angeles, 562 loc! Theres no city that compares...west coast 4 life..only in da lbc baby!
Long beach CA is the most unique city in Los Angeles, 562 loc! Theres no city that compares...west coast 4 life..only in da lbc baby!
by lilnanzloc March 26, 2007
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