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North Battleford

A shithole in the middle of Saskatchewan. Overrun with Native Americans and Wangsters. An hour West of Saskatoon.
Guy 1: Where's that Native American from?
Guy 2: North Battleford
Guy 1: That piece of shit an hour from Saskatoon?
Guy 2: Yea, it has a Wal-Mart, that's about it.
by Jack Caldern January 14, 2011
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wikipedia battle

When history coursework simply isn't fun enough! Or perhaps when one is trying to research a very minor topic that wikipedia cannot offer, one might slip into a wikipedia battle with an unsuspecting Mick Hucknall look-a-like next to you!

A wikipedia battle, also known as a random article battle, makes full use of that magic button, RANDOM ARTICLE. The object is to get better pages than your filthy mancunian red-headed friend or colleague. Normally it is easy to spot who wins, for example X-men would beat Conneticut (naturally). However, if it is to close to call, for example Godzilla and Spiderman, one would call for an independant adjudicator to decide. If that person is also gay and sitting on that prosthetic penis of a fence, then the scores remain as they were entering the round. Most matches are first to 12.

In the history of the wikipedia battle, there have been many engagements many ending in bloodshed. One match even went to 50 much to the annoyance of both participants.
Dave: Hey, fancy a wikipedia battle?
Mick Hucknall: Yea, i am ginger!
Dave:Go!
Mick Hucknall: Aha! Simply Red! What have you got, cocknose?
Dave: Super ameobas.
Mick Hucknall: Pfft. You win.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 2, 2006
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Battleship Gray

1. n. a synonym for "windows classic" theme in any windows since 95. a ho hum gray color for everything, not exciting, but takes no processor power to print. which is why it still exists.

2. n. name of the color used in the windows classic theme. on the RBG scale it is #DDDDDD.
1. WPF instructor: Now you see by just changing this value we take the application out of the old battleship gray and in to the more exciting windows aero.

2. Lead Dev: Program is coming along great. but there is so much battleship gray... perhaps we should get this over to design.
by LordArcher June 2, 2009
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Battle of Adwa

1. 1896: last battle of the first Ethiopian-Italian war. Ethiopia beated Italy and managed to stay free from colonial domination.

2. A major pownage from an ennemy you despised
1. The Italian were humiliated by the Ethiopian at the battle of Adwa

2. "You better be careful, you do not want to get a battle of Adwa"
by Ali Baars September 19, 2009
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Battleship Rims

A set of rims (wheels) on a car with a higher offset than is socially acceptable. This means the rims sit far within the guard, an undesirable look in car communities which endorse the "hellaflush" style of wheel fitment. This offset can lead to the rims described as being "sunk" into the guard.
The term "sunk" was eventually linked to the popular saying, "You sunk my battleship."
The word "battleship" then began to be used as a verb in this context, leading to the term "Battleship Rims".
That commodre is such a boat, its even rolling on battleship rims.
Those rims are too battleship on my car, I'm going to have to run spacers to get them to sit flush.
by Vi1ko November 21, 2011
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Battle Music

Battle Music - A song you listen to on repeat when you're in the zone.
I'm about to start working on this huge project; better put on my "battle music."
by Andyman2340 January 18, 2012
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Battlegasms

The act of of creating loud and obnoxious sex like noises to battle awkward loud roommate sex.
Sarah was so loud last night that I had to use headphones. The ass slaps were bad, but the squealing erupted into a game of battlegasms.
by StephyTephykins December 1, 2014
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