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Buttering the bread

An extraordinarily smooth plane landing.
That pilot is really good at buttering the bread!
by AtOmIc_NeRd March 1, 2019
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Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.
You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.
STOP BASTERING ME!
by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020
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Yattering

Yattering: a demon named in Clive Barker's short story "The Yattering and Jack" . Also, a goofy-ass Polish Death Metal band who no one listens to as DM is the musical equivalent of BM.
I typed "Yattering" into Google and instead of the Clive Barker story coming up in the search results, they produced some goofy-ass "death metal" band who no one cares about because "death metal" is the exclusive discourse of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
by RedMaksym September 10, 2020
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Buttering Up

When a man Cums before sexual intercourse and smeres it all around his dick, using it as natural lube, and is used by men who either don't like the person they are having sex with, or just wants a baby.
*Dude one comes into a room where dude two is mastuebating*
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe
by Tiny bit of mayo August 15, 2021
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Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia
Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.
by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021
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