(Bah-zul)
1. Noun. Plural: N/A (There is only one) Literally the best thing that has ever happened; to be geographically near Bassel is to be personally graced by all all-pervasive, benevolent universal force. Simply gazing upon Him slowly makes you more attractive and just better in general.
2. Adjective. To be the pinnacle of its class.
1. Noun. Plural: N/A (There is only one) Literally the best thing that has ever happened; to be geographically near Bassel is to be personally graced by all all-pervasive, benevolent universal force. Simply gazing upon Him slowly makes you more attractive and just better in general.
2. Adjective. To be the pinnacle of its class.
1. Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your left, you should see the coastline, as well as the Atlantic ocean, and if you look to your right, you should see Bassel, soaring majestically beside us and protecting us from harm.
2. Mount Everest truly is Bassel. Height-wise, anyways.
2. Mount Everest truly is Bassel. Height-wise, anyways.
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