21th base

When idiots or little kids try attempting to look up bases only to find that 21th isin't even a word.

*Incase you haven't figured, the correct word is 21st Base and theres no such fucking thing*

14 Year Old Boy: OMG OMG I'm so horny from reading these bases especially the Goat Sex 19th Base or whatever the hell it is.
<Types in 21th Base>
Oh...wait....21th isin't even a word I'm fucking stupid.

by MisterrrYu July 14, 2007

73rd Base

When all the sex scenes in 73 films are reenacted. Including Atonement, Desperate Romantics, Sex in the City and American Pie. These are all filmed and posted on facebook. Links must then be sent to 73 people.

Person A:- Wow, Rob looked rough this morning
Person B:- Well he did reach 73rd base
Person A:- Ohh yeah, I got the link last night

by After Eights April 12, 2010

1000000th base

The act of having sexual intercourse with everyone on the planet... at the same time, whilst watching an episode of the hit comedy 'friends'

It is also not unusual to grow several detachable penises after u get to the one millionth and one base.

Richard: Dude i got to the 1000000th base last week!

Paul: What! that means you had sex with me! and my mum?! and my dad!!! you fucker!!!! What friends episode were you watching?

by nausia_rules October 7, 2006

2nd base

"touching of other peoples private areas"

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.

by kristy June 30, 2003

13th Base

having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.

I got to 13th Base with the wife yesterday and she came allover my deer stalker

by sergio97 January 1, 2011

openly based

To say something so retarded that its unbelievably funny.

"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote

by JoeBidensHusband June 5, 2021

base-face

a person who has been taking amphetamine to long, resulting in a rough and toothless appearance

1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!

by southwalessniper December 14, 2009