Burton

(verb) An attempt to turn an obviously BLS ambulance run into an ALS run by talking the patient into having life-threatening symptoms. This is done in order to avoid taking care of the patient and/or avoiding paperwork. Also known as a Ressett.

That last patient only had a sprained ankle. Why did you try to Burton me?

by ohsnap09080755 December 3, 2011

burto

The word 'turbo' jumbled

I think that thing is burto

by Jason August 4, 2004

Burtation

Something that is very heavy (or heaveh as news reporter Serene Branson described at the 2011 Emmys when she spoke gibberish in front of the cameras).

Hey man can you give me a hand? This burtation is very heaveh!

by richd506 March 5, 2011

burtchur

Nonsensical word posted by someone in an eClass discussion board.

G.E. - Dats 2 bad dat i am 1 of those ppl dat talk slang nd can u refrase ur burtchur to english cuz i dont get dat. nd i think sloang is a good way of savin time.

by MrE November 3, 2005

Burtation

Speaking in gibberish.

Sarah Palin took the stage and regaled the crowd with heavy burtation. We left with joyous confusion.

by Serene B March 2, 2011

alex burton

a hoe

man, he is such an alex burton, with a different girl every night!

by yixing July 7, 2014

Burtonite

A mindless male, with no sense of individuality. Is a carbon copy of his peers and usually adopt the manequin pose of those in the windows of Burton. Can usually be found roving in large drunken crowds in town centres at night. Usually the types that get involved in fights.

Not to be confused with the chav species, they generally have enough cash to buy decent clothes, but unfortunately choose the worst shop.

"Ugh, I hate those boys, they are such Burtonites"

by Jo^4 August 29, 2007