beef burrito

Will Cotter

Will Cotter, aka Beef Burrito, is the greatest, hairiest, sweatiest Volleyball player to walk this earth.

beef burrito by MUHS Student Section November 17, 2013

Open-Faced Burrito Slam 

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.

"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"

Open-Faced Burrito Slam by Big Evil! November 29, 2004

Detroit Burrito 

A shit taken in someone's car usually in an act of revenge or defiance. Often left as a message in a poorly parked car.

Terrell played lookout while Juan took a shit the size of an axe handle in the back seat of Benny's Cadillac. When Juan finished Terrell looked in and said, "Mutha fuck! That is one big ass Detroit Burrito!"
They laughed as they left and Juan turned back one last time and yelled, "Welcome to Dee-fuckin-troit, bitch!"

Detroit Burrito by theinstigator October 2, 2016

Arizona Border Burrito

An Arizona Border Burrito is when a Caucasian and a Mexican position their asses together, like the border between the US and Mexico, and then shit in unison until both piles of feces blend together. Then the Mexican scoops up the combined feces and places it into a corn tortilla and rolls it tightly. The Mexican then shoves the rolled burrito into the Caucasians ass and ensures a good fit with just a bit of penetration. Then Caucasian shits the rolled burrito back out and feeds it to the the mexican.

Ingredients:
1. Caucasian
1. Mexican
1. Corn tortilla
An Arizona Border Burrito should be served warm, with a side of guacamole and sour cream. This dish is typically served in small Arizona border towns. Ask for it by name.

Hey Kip, I heard you like the Arizona Border Burrito that they serve down at the VFW...

Arizona Border Burrito by litmuch June 14, 2014

Bangkok Burrito

1. a life changing experience.
2. a street food dish (Burrito) from the world famous World Street Kitchen (WSK) that features red curry chicken, fried rice, basil, cilantro and secret sauce.

i just got bangkok burrito'ed..... aka my life has changed.

Bangkok Burrito by eatthesteet July 14, 2011

Neato Burrito

The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."

1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.

2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.

"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"

"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."

"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "

Neato Burrito by Jon B-C January 25, 2014

drown a burrito 

Verb: to defecate - especially large single turds

Pardon me from this great first date, I have to go drown a burrito.

drown a burrito by AtomicFroman January 14, 2008