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Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.
Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.
Boner Buzzard by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021

boner pants 

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.
Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.
boner pants by Arshak Z. April 23, 2006

boner snap 

The act of snapping one's boner.
John was in shower and was thinking of girls sweatpants. He fell and broke his boner, the doctor said it was a classic boner snap.

Boner sprint 

The act of sprinting out of a house with a still erect tallywhacker (penis) after ejaculating on a woman's tits mid-coitus
After I jizzed on that hot chick from the indian casino, I had to boner sprint out of there cuz she was pissed
Boner sprint by Garythecougar January 21, 2011

Boner Booster 

A quality or situation that makes your boner harder then it was before
"I saw this girl, she was so hot, and then i noticed she had a belly button piercing. What a boner booster"

"This beautifull girl walked towards me, she was so hot. Then i heard her voice, what a boner booster."