A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021

The governing body of the urban dictionary.
by Boomer el Sancho October 12, 2013

instead of learning, you use a pencil as a skateboard. you can make all sorts of obstacles with your text books and other school supplies. in my school it is a crime punishable by detention to do it in classrooms. so the pencil boarders do it in detention.
by elysiatheamazing May 25, 2008

by theghosttiger July 9, 2015

Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.
Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.
Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.
by Polkovnik Blyatski October 4, 2019

a slang term used to describe a skateboard bought from a store such as walmart, target, dicks, academy, or basically anywhere else. usually made from cheap crap thats hardly discernible from cardboard.
by nirvana thing May 27, 2021

A sexual orientarion where a male ejaculates on the back of their partner, and using his penis to spread the semen across their partner's back like a butter knife.
by Butteryboi September 18, 2019
