blanket friend

Someone with whom one regularly shares a bed, along with a significant level of sexual intimacy and personal fondness.

"Hey, where's Jack?"
"Probably off somewhere with his new blanket friend."

by Dershowitz April 29, 2015

tongue blanket

when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket

man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket

by meatwad1245 December 10, 2011

blanket man

a man in a blanket. he is most likely a pervert, blanket men can be found on many different social networking sites including but not limited to: hot or not, ask.fm, omegle, etc. to not talk to the blanket man. they can be dangerous, and will often try to trick you.

Mary: i met someone online the other day.
Kim: who was it?

Mary: his name was blanket man.
Kim: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
Mary: fine… calm your tits.
Blanket Man: its too late…. i found her…

by claireknowshershit April 29, 2014

bitch blanket

A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.

Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.

by Kaybeeay February 10, 2009

pigs in a blanket

Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.

Give your girl a taste of pigs in a blanket, she will beg you for more!

by socalcutie July 19, 2010

alcohol blanket

When it's chilly out but you're drunk, and the drink makes you warm

Me- should I wear a skirt or pants to that NYE party? It's gonna be chilly.
Her- skirt, duh. You'll have your alcohol blanket

by Annehrt April 11, 2016

Hoboken Blanket

Whilst two people are engaging in doggie-style sexual intercourse, the person behind vomits all over the other person's back.

Man, I was so tore up last night, I gave that hot Bengals cheerleader a Hoboken Blanket.

by I'm a Disgusting Human Being January 5, 2010