Temperance blanket 

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month

My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket

Temperance blanket by Boner guy March 21, 2019

Front Blanket

When performing coitus, and individual finishing on their partners chest (with consent).

Babe I’m cold, can you give me a front blanket!

Front Blanket by TylerwithanA February 20, 2021

adirondack blanket 

When your septic tank is leaking/compromised and the smell blankets the surrounding area.

Oftentimes used with reference to septic tank problems in the Adirondack Mountains in New York.

Person 1: “Hey man what’s that smell?”
Person 2: “Oh that? The neighbor’s septic leaked and now the whole street has got an Adirondack Blanket.”

adirondack blanket by Limekilnlake August 4, 2023

Better Marriage Blanket

Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.

John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket

Better Marriage Blanket by Werd backwards Is me! September 9, 2010

spook in a blanket 

A white person who acts as if he were a real nigga.

John: Did you see Jimmy with his new do-rag?
kyle: Yeah, he's a spook in a blanket.

spook in a blanket by IHNS mayne December 5, 2014

sharing a blanket 

a term which refers to one person eating out the other

Joseph was sharing a blanket with julia

sharing a blanket by 🖕🏻😊🖕🏻 June 28, 2016

Bohemian Booger Blanket 

During foreplay, the male participant takes hold of both sides of his nutsack, and holds it out, as the other member empties their sinuses into the stretched scrotum

Yo, my girl asked me for a Bohemian Booger Blanket , so I whipped it out and she filled it up. Yo me and my girl were smashing but my nutsack started sticking to her pussy cause she gave me a bohemien booger blanket

Bohemian Booger Blanket by Pussywarrior4slash December 1, 2016