The succesful completion of masturbating to orgasm in the 24 hour period on one's birthday an equal amount of times to the age they will turn. i.e. 24th birthday would be required to masturbate 24 times.
by thesarlac June 27, 2007
by frenchmaiden87 July 09, 2010
Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped
I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped
I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov
by Alex+Jaz October 08, 2019
A birthday boy is a guy who is celebrating his birthday. The birthday boy is lucky enough to have a woman who will give him all of his wishes. The birthday boy is entitled to having all of his dreams come true. Includes birthday sex and anything else that would make him so happy. A birthday boy happens only one day a year.
Hey there birthday boy....let me show you how much I love you....
Birthday boy, those wishes were the least I could do for you; there's more to come.
Birthday boy, those wishes were the least I could do for you; there's more to come.
by MamaDoll May 12, 2010
A person, often a child, that becomes so overcome with all the attention that they lose their composure and become rude and selfish and behave poorly on their birthday.
Did you see your grandchild? She became such a birthday brat at her party. She was screaming and throwing a tantrum in front of everybody!
by amesababe December 18, 2010
by gamer_77 January 11, 2015
Your date of birth is 11-9-54 and you celebrate your 54th birthday, making it your Titanium Birthday.
by Kimberly1799 January 13, 2009