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Taking a Bailey

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).
"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."
by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012
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Stephen J. Bailey

Stephen "Boiley" J. Bailey

Stephen J. Bailey is a motorsport god notable for: Winning 69 F1 World Championships, Winning Le Mans 24h overall 308 times, Catching and overtaking 2-time WEC GTE-Pro champion Nicki Thiim during the BES 3h of Oulton Park and carrying youtuber Jimmy Broadbent in iRacing endurance races. It's also said that one of Boiley's favorite activities is to get unrepairable iRacing floor damage in the R18.

Boiley's strenghts:
Being feckin' fast in the Audi R18 Tractor.
Scaring the lapped trafic into giving way.
Screaming at P2's and GTE's.
Making funny noices on VC
Laughing a bunch.

Straight facts:
Stephen J. Bailey is everyones favorite F1 driver.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best car.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best track.
Stephen J. Bailey has had 4 shoulder and back surgeries to repair the damage done by carrying Jimmy Broadbent on iRacing.
-Fuck, Stephen J. Bailey has lapped me thrice in just 23 laps.
-Why is this Bailey guy 5 sec a lap quicker than me???
by Johnny Narrowstraight April 14, 2021
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National kick Bailey Day

National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.
Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''
by Mufalaylay May 6, 2020
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to baisel

verb, means to talk someone up and praise them a lot to friends, family, etc., and not introduce the subject to them, so that when they finally meet they already have a very high opinion of the person.
"She was nervous introducing her new boyfriend to her parents, so she decided to baisel him before she brought him home."
by CMMc August 29, 2008
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baishy

baishy is a type of singing, dancing, or personality defined by:

singing: lyrics that are just unreasonable and bitchy (see: disturbia by rihanna, irreplaceable by beyonce), refusing to hold a note, having to fluxuate constantly (see: Mary J Blige, Alicia Keys)

dancing: excessive hipshaking (see shakira), covering yourself with some weird substance while you dance (see shakira again)

personality: acting remotely like rihanna, being "badass"

mostly refers to pop stars
Kelly Clarkson, Mary J Blige, Rihanna, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, etc.

"Did you hear umbrella? I've never heard anything so baishy."
by Garry Huest June 24, 2008
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Balseiro

A person who normally doesn't get stuff right. He's not the brightest and is pretty clumsy
What is he doing? He must be a Balseiro.
by BurntSausage November 27, 2016
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Bailey

All out edgy hard to get to girl, once you get to her, you'll find she's beautiful on the inside. I would know. If you break her heart you'll regret it. Beware.
"Bailey!"
by Mapleshade4life April 17, 2019
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