avalanche

1. verb- when a locker is stuffed so full of books, athletic equipment, clothes or anything else, that opening it would result in the entire locker contents falling on the locker owner

"Be careful, or all those books will avalanche on top of you."

by faerygirl956 April 24, 2006

Avalanche

Refers to the act of bic'ing the head of a sexual partner (if not bald already), busting on the top of her head and watching the ejaculate flow down her scalp and face. Bonus points added for placing a log cabin on her head first.

I totally avalanched that chick in the cancer ward last night.

by African Kong Dong October 11, 2007

avawanche

Not a toddler saying avalanche; the ava(wa)nche is the phenomenon by which the action of one girl crying triggers all those in close proximity to blubber as well for little to no reason.

Alternate spelling: avawahnche

Aww dude, it's an avawanche; what should we do?
What can we do? Start hugging!!

by comforter January 8, 2011

avatar

If you mix up Ferngully, Pocahontas, Dances With Wolves, The Ant Bully and The Last Samurai, you'd get Avatar.

What do you get if you cross Ferngully with Pocahontas?

AVATAR!

by Naviponytail February 19, 2011

Avatar

NOUN/ADJECTIVE; A Human Being (maybe) who sits in class and thinks they are smarter then every one else; gets upset if they get a 99%; thinks they are smarter then the teacher and tries to contradict everything the teacher says; occasionally puts down classmates.

OMG I can't stand AVATAR!!! It makes me not want to be in school!

by A NON AVATAR October 21, 2011

Avatari

A-va-ta-ri (noun)- Someone who is being unnecessarily unreasonable and you can't tell whether they're being serious or not.

Avatari: Why is this game so slow???? Why do you do that???? Why do you do this????
Person: ...
Avatari: Why is the sky blue???? Why is grass green???? I don't like it! Make it yellow and white!
Person: ...
Avatari: Why do people have a heart and lungs????????????? WHY DO YOU HAVE A NOSE??????????????????????????

by Lanceh December 27, 2011

avatarvert

someone who socializes extensively online but is quite awkward face-to-face.

When we met in person he was really shy, but when we're gaming online he's a total avatarvert.

by KyMaria August 16, 2012