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Australian

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The nationality belonging to someone with citizenship in the country of Australia.

Commonly stereotyped by the likes of The Simpsons, Monty Python and teenagers, as having thick accents, riding around in kangaroos all day and having little to no infrastructure, living out in the desert.

Australia is home to many fine cities, including Melbourne which was allegedly awarded the "world's most livable city" title at some point recently.
Derek: yo baxter, check out this australian dude
Baxter: i say old chap, he's quite the commoner, with his khaki rags.
Bruce: G'day, do you blokes know a good place to eat?
Baxter: ah yes, there's one near here. it's down the street, take a ha'penny and follow the locomotive track.
Derek: yo.
by Boris May 13, 2005
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Australian Kiss

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Oral sex on a girl. A French kiss from down under.
Jack: Diane went crazy when I gave her an Australian Kiss
by The Iron Mike November 23, 2011
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Australian buttchug

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Where a beer is poured down the back of someone, preferably a female, and the drinker positions himself between her buttocks to catch the flow.
"Crikey, did you see that shiela giving Bruce an Australian Buttchug last night?"
by Alraune April 29, 2004
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Australian Western Grip

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A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".
Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."
by Boys Club March 18, 2009
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australia

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Australia is an awesome country with great sports and nice people. Alot of people in australia are racist (like my entire fucking family) but the good australians are accepting and probably ashamed to live in a country that has earned such a name. Americans can be racist too.
Not everyone here likes country towns, sport and beaches and we do not have kangaroos hopping around in our streets.
Chat room:
Australian: Ugh, another kangaroo just hopped past my window.
American: Wow! I hear that happens all the time over there.
Australian: Dipshit.
by Look a kangaroo June 11, 2006
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Australian ford forums

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A poorly organised and over-moderated internet forum catering to any Ford vehicle that is not an E-series, owned buy a man of debatable intelligence who also owns a 300C. Go figure.

Complete opposite of Boosted E-series.
"Hey man, my mum went all Australian Ford Forums on me"

"You mean she kicked you out forever for no reason at all??"

"Yep..."
by Rollin40 May 29, 2008
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Australianity

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He is proud of his Australianity. She has a strong sense of Australianity.
by Christop November 12, 2003
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