Honey Ham

The act of nutting on and around a girls butthole.

I gave Courtney a nice Honey Ham at Applebees yesterday.

by Rebelbud06 April 28, 2017

Mary ham

A dumb bitch that killed Gloria bolger
And took over pew news

-hey I think I just ran over Mary ham
-ok she deserves it

by Doydoo June 04, 2019

ham stoned

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.

We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.

by Ja-ba-la-ha December 18, 2009

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 10, 2005

goin ham

Hard As a Muthafucka

We hittin Club Shades and goin ham in dat bitch

by Mister Celebrity March 20, 2010

ham jaw

a term for a fat person. The distinction of a ham wedged under the jaw of this person gives this name. I.E. Someone whose chin/neck looks like a ham, putting the double chin to shame.

I don't care if Christina has a great personality, don't try to hook me up with a ham jaw heffer.

by rude the dude August 12, 2011

hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017