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Astrid

Short gal who can pull faces and laugh like a cheeky little monkey. Has a penchant for early drinking (keeps bottles on her desk)
This girl is like an Astrid when she drinks.
by Ash_the monkey November 9, 2012
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Astroglide

The second most wonderful messy useful product on the planet earth. (The first being chocolate)
Squirt that bottle of astroglide and get that hot body moving baby!
by Janessa July 29, 2003
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Astrauroablutoclinohydrophobia

The fear of getting struck by lightning while on the toilet or taking a shower or sleeping on a water bed.
I have Astrauroablutoclinohydrophobia, therefore I will wait for the storm to pass until i will use the restroom.
by Snuggie 101 October 26, 2009
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Astral Cock

A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.
John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
by Jaques Duchateau December 13, 2008
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cock astronaut

Someone whos penis is so big, when it gets an erection, it seems to go into space, like an astronaut.
Once I took off his pants, I knew i had met a cock astronaut.
by His Airness Dos June 12, 2006
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astrof

very geeky, weird, alien like person.
the alien kid with a weird shaped head, from yugoslavia is a total astrof.
by Shay Wong July 7, 2009
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Astroturf, astroturfing

A form of spamming public opinion from political organisations via the media.

Specifically where a media operation of a Campaign or political party distributes a press release to voulunteers who forward it en masse by letter and e-mail to media organisations in an attempt to distort the media organisations perception of public opinion, and distort the media organisations output.
The effort to (get) Astroturf printed appears to have worked in Hattiesburg, Mississippi

In Arizona, xxxxxx got the astroturf accepted as a grassroots effort.
by blobby December 29, 2003
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