Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.
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A man who either appears to be gay, or is pissing you off so much you think he is homosexual in nature.
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That girl was so drunk at the party, she acted like an assmonkey when she danced on the table with her shirt tied around her head.
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