Asscat

Any person that does something incredibly stupid. ie: dumping bong water all over your friends bed.

See Also: Huge Asscat; Mcbone

"Oh! I'm always the asscat!"
"Man, I'm such the asscat."
"Meow, I'm always the asscat..."
"Don't be an asscat!"
"G Rate! I'm the asscat!"

by Joe Beano & Sticky December 11, 2003

Ass-hat

when someone has clear and proven evidence against their point and yet refuses to accept the point being made against them. Thus the term someone who has their head up their ass.

evan: 2x2 is 5
sean: no its 4, i can prove it mathematically
evan: nope, its 5
sean: see, now your just being an ass-hat

by bh finest August 6, 2010

no assatall

sounds like a disease if u say it fast but it means to have no ass at all

Man! You must be sick! I think u have no assatall!

by A7X January 6, 2005

ass hat

ass hat a person with their head so far up their ass that they could wear it as a hat.

You sir are an asshat?!?!

by rachel January 1, 2005

Assatopiosis

A disease in which you have random fingerprints on your shit.

My friend bob has assatopiosis

by Terry Conway January 20, 2007

asshale

When somebody's asshole is so loose that when they fart, it makes no noise, instead it releases a puff of air similar to a breath.
The exhale of the butt.

He got sodomized by a pole, now he doesn't fart, he asshales.

by ZT1997 November 20, 2013

assatry

Assatry can only be used in two situations, yet the way it's used in a sentence may be identical in both:
When a situation is so incredibly bullshit that it has transcended into an entirely different form of ass.
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When one or more persons is continuing to do something so stupid its actually impressive.

"Stop that assatry right now young man, and sit the fuck down."

by Desht ree July 19, 2016