Applefreak

Anyone who owns several Apple products.

Stu's such a Applefreak! He owns two iPods, a iPad ,a iPhone and a Apple Watch!

by BruinKiller3469 June 8, 2016

Applesauce Ross

What you lube your dick up with applesauce and stick it in your girl.

You: "Hey, Jerry, did you bang yo girl last night?"
Jerry: "Yeah, bro. Gave her that applesauce ross."
You: "Nice!"
*you both then high-five and proceed to have intense gay sex with each other until he applesauces your butthole*

by 6 dozen donuts February 9, 2017

Applesauce time

Every Sunday from 10am-10pm is Applesauce time.Its a time to get some Applesauce and drink it ,eat it ,slurp it what ever you want.Just get that sause.

Priest-bri what are you doing your disterbing service.
Bri-what day is it?
Priest-sunday
Bri-Now what time is it?
Priest-10:30 am
Bri-Exactly now pass me the Applesauce it's only Applesauce time for 12hours

by Bri🐀-aka: Applesauce lord November 1, 2019

Apple Pay

Apple Pay is used by the "tech savvy". People who have Apple Pay are likely to have the most up-to-date iPhone model, an Apple Watch, and Airpods.

Nobody:
People with Apple Pay: I am going to use Apple Pay.

by chowder12327 May 12, 2020

The Appleseed Cast

An amazing indie-rock band from Lawrence,Kansas who will make you cry whether it's angst fillled emo from their early work or beautiful post-rock from their later work.

Emo music fan: Do You know any nice slow songs of the emo genre?

You know like "LoveLetterTypewriter" or "Lowercase West Thomas"

Appleseed Fan: Yeh,try "December 27th,1990" by the Appleseed Cast

by Sretupmoc July 20, 2009

Few apples short of a fruitcake

A snowclone to express that someone is either stupid or crazy. The standard format is "a few X short of (a) Y", the idea being that Y is something that, with a few X missing, is not so good, and in the case of a person being compared to such, that something is "missing" in their thought process.
This one in particular has the appeal that fruitcakes involve nuts, thus further solidifying the point that the person is nuts themselves.

Did you see how Bob just flipped out over nothing. Is he having some sort of psychotic break?
Yeah, he seems to be a few apples short of a fruitcake. Might be best to keep our distance.

by Twisted Code March 23, 2017

Spicy apple

An onion

These spicy apples taste like onion.

My tinder date complained I tasted like spicy apples.

by Salzadorthedestroyer April 19, 2019