carter amish

A group of people that wear Amish clothes and use horses but also respect other people’s believes and let’s others join in their services. They say grace before lunch to piss off the teachers and are fucking

Awesome, everyone loves them.
by Carteramishman October 08, 2021
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fat doinks in amish

fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass
yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night
by fat doinks December 16, 2022
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Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner
by The lord voldermort January 04, 2024
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Amish field plow

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.
Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.
by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 06, 2022
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Amish Invite

A hole that the bearded boyfriend noticed for the first time in your girfriends pants.
"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."
by Ian Vi. February 29, 2024
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Amish Anal

Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.
I gave my old lady the Amish Anal last night! Would you like some toast?
by Bryoo April 10, 2023
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amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.
Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?
by Da nxt m&m wrapper January 29, 2018
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