alex

a nicotine addicted guy who will break your heart without even dating you 😘

so who is the guy?
oh his name is alex

by clownasshoe October 15, 2019

Alex

A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'

Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?

Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!

by mystery000mystery June 11, 2023

Alex

Alex. The definition of Alex is a fucking lucky bastard who has won the lottery and won’t have to work one more single day in his life.

His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.

Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.

I fucked an Alex and now I don’t have to work ever again!

by Paulnicci April 21, 2022

Alex

Sometimes Alex’s can be very dumb and stupid and fat and ugly, but 99.99% of the time they are hot, handsome, ripped, and loving. If you meet an Alex date him immediately. He is the best husband you could ever find.

Bethany: guess what

Felicia: what

Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome

by StealthyWord May 21, 2019

Alex

Someone who constantly talks about things that nobody cares about, such as the Minecraft Nether Update, and WAIFUS.

If you are required to be within the presence of an Alex, especially larger weeb ones, run very fast. VERY FAST AND FAR.

I have to be within 10 metres of Alex today. Can't wait for him to start talking about random irrelevant topics.

by Daily Description Boi February 11, 2020

Alex

Alex is a guy who is nice. He will do anything for some booty. He loves booty. An Alex only dates ugly people even tho he can get hot girls. He has a side hoe that he fucks when his main hoe is busy. The side hoe is usually male. Alex is a nice guy that will listen to you and care for you. He can keep a secret and is very loyal.

Alex loves side hoes

by Lolo. 88theg April 17, 2019

Alex

Congratulations you have an Alex in your life, now it’s time to learn how to deal with this ford and Polaris loving ninny , easiest way to get on his good side is to bring him some cats or a case of teas, he’s doesnt always hit the ditch but when does hold the heck on, his weird obsession to legos and fresh hair cut brings in ladies from every bus stop in this city, you will usually keep him around to back you up cause he’s a straight beast, Ull probley Cacth him in the garage bench pressing his sled or welding useless crap he’s never gonna sell, be happy you have a alex in your life

Omg did you see that Alex

Ohh yea look at his LEGO collection

by The best friend ever alex November 4, 2020