Alberto

He's the most toxic piece of shit you'll ever meet

Person 1: "Why is Alberto so toxic dude wtf"

Person 2: "Idk the guy plays siege so"

by Ash main 6969 October 12, 2018

Albert/Flamingo

A demon gremlin taking the form of a person and is also using youtube to try and get people to follow his satanic influence.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new Albert/Flamingo video?
Person 2: Yes it was demonic.

by HogRider1234 December 30, 2021

albert

a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.

albert burbank, albert einstein

by unknown_name334 June 10, 2011

Flying Albertros

When a chick is taking it in the vag and the ass and giving head while giveing 2 handies. looks liek she is flapping with the handies

dude1: wanna have a flying albertross with jen
dude2: yeah but were 3 short
dude1:bags backdoor
dude2:mouth

by ;) August 2, 2004

alberta

the northern Texas, Alberta is the ugliest place on the globe. It's just a bunch of stuck up racist hicks who think going to the beach means going down to the swamp to shoot animals. Albertans can't drive for shit, I should know one hit my with their car. When I first moved to Alberta (against my will) I couldn't breath because there is no oxygen in the mofoing air, its all gas and fuck knows what else. I hope Alberta gets bombed, I HATE IT HERE, and I hate everyone that live here. Albertans are sexist and racist to the extreme, they are the most narrow minded people EVER. Everyone that had to move to Alberta, for some reason, hates it. It always cold here. Its March right now and you cant even go outside without your lungs freezing.

Nova Scotia is the best place on earth.
Alberta is hicksville.

by i hate alberta March 30, 2008

Alberta

A very smart and intelligent person. She has a very funny personality. And is very beautiful.

I saw a Alberta and I wanted to be friends with her so bad!

by BubblySnowflake May 11, 2019

Alberta

Alberta is a province in Western Canada. Its landscape encompasses mountains, prairies, desert badlands and vast coniferous forests. It has more than 600 lakes, and rich mineral deposits. In the west, the Canadian Rocky Mountain Parks have glaciers in the Columbia Icefields. The Waterton Glacier International Peace Park is a biosphere reserve that straddles the southern border with the USA.

Alberta suffered a fire in early to mid 2016. It displaced the author of the text you are reading.

by The Canadian Textbook December 19, 2017