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gay acorn

Not quite a gay icon, but looked up to by many for his or her strong opinions regarding his or her sexuality.
Speaker 1: That lady down the block has rainbows all over her back yard. Is she gay?
Speaker 2: Yeah. She’s not a famous icon, but she’s definitely the area’s gay acorn.
by Jenamy May 26, 2018
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upper accordion

A group of the most important people who are needed for a task or an assignment.
Since everyone sucks, we're just gonna pick the upper accordion instead.
by Datboi67 June 14, 2018
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Peace Accord

When a guy has a threesome with Palestinian chick and Israeli chick.
Guy 1: Charlie heard a rumour you got a peace accord.

Guy 2: Bullshit

Charlie: shows pics on phone

Both Guys: HOLY SHIT
by MLKKK120 November 27, 2018
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micheal aconda

by XavierHax April 27, 2019
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Baby Acorn

A baby acorn, code word for a man that has a small penis... being so small it resembles an acorn... probably also drives a jacked up truck.
Poor guy pulled out his penis and I was disappointed with that baby acorn.
by MateNoworrieslover September 6, 2019
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dwarven accordian

A sex position in which one short individual is penetrated through their mouth and lifted by their legs. The larger individual then proceeds to squeeze the smaller person by thrusting their penis down the throat.
I picked up Allie and fucked her in the Dwarven Accordian.
by DwarvenBled June 15, 2020
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The Accordion Theory

The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.

History repeats itself.
Yo, The Accordion Theory actually kind of makes sense. Got more weed?
by ThirstyThurston February 2, 2021
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