when an alpha male (sigma) gets punched so hard in the spleen that he gets soa (sudden onset autism)
person 1: how are you today?
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo
by cheesyWeeny August 27, 2025
Get the Spleensigma autism mug.A term used to refer to situations where someone creates something such as a made-up language or universe so elaborate that it is akin to the likes of JRR Tolkien's work.
Person 1: I just created my own fictional world and created an entire fake language and alphabet!
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.
by tomothy17 July 15, 2024
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Get the Autismizing mug.If diagnosed with autism one gains the ability to blame all of their imperfections on this disorder.
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A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023
Get the Male-Pattern Autism mug.Autism Spectrum disorder, or autism, is a mental disorder in which most cases a person has problems with social communication, as well as learning new things and paying attention. Lots of people on the internet joke about autism because they don’t understand exactly what autism is, or are just completely rude and oblivious. Not trying to point anyone out but there are these types of people in this world.
People on the spectrum not only have mental issues, but physical as well. In these cases, they are sensitive to sound and sometimes have tics. Very similar to ADHD but they still have a distinction.
At the time this is written, Autism has no cure. Even if there is, there is no “ONE SIZE FITS ALL” that will get rid of it immediately. Autism also has good advantages. In some cases, autistic people may be above average in intelligence, which is phenomenal when you think about it.
All and all, autism has its good and bad things. Despite what others say, autism can be a great thing. Sure, you stand out but it just means your special. Hence the slogan:
“Autism is not a disability, it’s a different ability”
People on the spectrum not only have mental issues, but physical as well. In these cases, they are sensitive to sound and sometimes have tics. Very similar to ADHD but they still have a distinction.
At the time this is written, Autism has no cure. Even if there is, there is no “ONE SIZE FITS ALL” that will get rid of it immediately. Autism also has good advantages. In some cases, autistic people may be above average in intelligence, which is phenomenal when you think about it.
All and all, autism has its good and bad things. Despite what others say, autism can be a great thing. Sure, you stand out but it just means your special. Hence the slogan:
“Autism is not a disability, it’s a different ability”
by Just a random :p March 16, 2023
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