The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.
by Fleet Street about to tweet January 21, 2020
Get the The Alexmug. A guy who you love but will always be oblivious to your love and says to the guy next to you that "I'm not getting another great for a long time," and crushes your dreams but you still love him.
by B Dog I Am Not March 9, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Alex is the most funniest guy, he’s handsome, you can trust him, and can make you laugh even at the worst of times. But no ones perfect, he flirts with many girls and plays around with their feelings. Make two best friends compete for the same guy, breaking their friendship.
by Arianna Flores January 16, 2019
Get the Alexmug. 
Alex’s are beautiful girls and her smile and eyes are her best features. Alex stands out from all crowds due to her outgoing self and perfect body. Alex loves attention and chooses hardcore over normality, she is usually friendly but if she likes you she isn’t afraid to be bitchy. She is easy to talk to and easy to get along with and not easily put down. Alex loves boys and does get along with the opposite gender more than she does the same gender. Every guy wants Alex and yes she is a heartbreaker because she turns down quite the handful of boys but she wants what she wants and she usually gets it. If you are lucky enough to have an Alex in your life, do not let her go and do not take advantage of her. Because she will do anything for you.
Boy: Dangg, I saw the sexiest finest girl ever
Boy #2: what was her name?
Boy: Alex, I’m gonna make her mine
Boy#2: Bro no I want her.
Boy #2: what was her name?
Boy: Alex, I’m gonna make her mine
Boy#2: Bro no I want her.
by Ya ya ya it’s ya boi March 10, 2019
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Get the Alexmug.