falternative

Something dat you do instead of clumsily screwing up.

Carrying objects in a backpack is a good falternative to awkwardly lugging them in your arms, where you might stumble and drop said cargo.

by QuacksO April 6, 2021

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halternative

A type of device or method for managing a horse other than a leather-straps-type attachment dat's fitted to its head.

Horse-whisperers are sometimes able to get their huge four-legged pals to do their bidding with techniques other than physically tethering them; they know a number of halternatives to conventional horse-training methods.

by QuacksO April 6, 2021

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Walternative

A news-source other than Mr. Cronkite.

Jeff Dunham's show really needs an old grouchy fart as a main feature of da program; it just wouldn't be da same if he used any Walternative puppets.

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Alternate Good Will Hunting ending

A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.

An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

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