Almost Famous

someone who as actually never done anything worthwhile on their own but yet still seems to make it into the news,limelight,tabloids,newspapers,etc

yeah octomom?? got she cant act, cant sing, is not even actractive, and still she's "almost famous"

by cheaptrickrick January 13, 2010

almodovar

A pimpin ass hoe with the heart of a Golden Labradoodle.

Yo that bro be acting like a real almodovar! You need a pass him a tip of the hat and a flick of da wrist.

by Lovehandle69 April 14, 2019

Almond

By far one of the worst nuts in existence. Coming across an almond in a bag of trail mix is like the almond fucking you up the ass and not even giving you a reach around.

I ate that Almond, now my ass hurts.

by TheCashew April 17, 2006

Albuquerque Almond Joy

When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.

I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.

by Honkey Tonk Bizmark January 10, 2010

Alfonzo

To rub and relieve sore genitalia.

Man I pulled a muscle in my groin at practice, I could use an alfonzo.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

sorta almost kinda maybe

Replaces the word maybe

Kid#1: Hey, you wanna rent a movie?
Kid#2: Sorta almost kinda maybe.

by {HR}Cloud October 28, 2006

Almon

Someone that needs to shower more and learn how to shut up.

Wow Almon, you smell.

by Glockin Speil December 27, 2008