Alex

Alex is the best person of all time. He is an amazing friend, and will always be by your side. He is very handsome, kind, loving, generous, the whole package! If Alex falls in love with you, you best consider yourself lucky, because you've got one helluva guy tryin to get to you ;)
"You're actually the luckiest person in the world! Alex likes you! I wish I could be you."
by Citrus Fruit December 19, 2017
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alex

bad ass that can kill anyone with one stare has large eggplant and gets all the puss. a funny amazing guy and he will probably the sexiest physco path
not ass good as alex

wish i had alex
by az11 January 03, 2019
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The Alex

The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.
by Fleet Street about to tweet January 21, 2020
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alex

a nicotine addicted guy who will break your heart without even dating you 😘
so who is the guy?
oh his name is alex
by clownasshoe October 16, 2019
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Alexism

A form of religion where the leader is fascinated by lady boners
"What are your thoughts on Alexism?"
by Bigsexyhorsegirl September 28, 2021
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Alexism

A cultist religion in which the leader has a fascination with bugs and lady boners.
"What are your thoughts on alexism?"
"Im a Christian, I don't really consider it to be a proper religion."
by Bigsexyhorsegirl September 28, 2021
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Alex

Not a boy in this circumstance. She loves to have sugar and will threaten (playfully) to murder for a cookie. Be sure to show love and affection to her she can just as easily turn her back
ME: Alex?
ALEX: whaaaaaaaat~
ME: I have cookies!
ALEX: ON MY WAYYYY
by GAYgent March 11, 2019
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