scroll alert

1. A scroll alert is a cross between a spoiler alert and a warning to ‘keep on scrolling’, recently invented. Not in wide use.
2. The information which follows ‘scroll alert’ will a) go against the norm b) will involve an alternate viewpoint which may go against your grain, beliefs, and quite possibly piss you off, c) may actually mess with your world and cause you to readjust and grapple with your values for a minimum of three days, and quite possibly more.
3. A scroll alert is a warning or disclaimer.

4. These words indicate that you are forewarned to “Keep on scrolling” unless you’re willing to engage. Just like a spoiler alert, scroll alert is a warning associated with giving away the main or turning point in a politicosocial event.
5. Precedes a statement that someone earnestly believes themselves and knows will really piss people off.
6. A term to describe the revelation of crucial elements (i.e. purported unverified facts, cause of deaths, viewpoint twists, attribution of responsibility, etc.) of a situation involving values (political, religious, moral, social etc.)

SCROLL ALERT
Charlottesville….REALLY?
After seeing a host of one-sided posts, I’ve gotta share my views. First of all I don’t see how people can claim any responsibility if they only see one side. That situation was a TWO-SIDED one.

by NoNukes4U September 2, 2017

BlackAmber Alert

When a child missing from her dominating parent and the non-dominating parent refuses to give her back without a court order.

We know where she is but the father refuses to give her to her mother without a court order so we will issue a BlackAmber Alert.

by ByeFeliciaDe January 22, 2018

silly alert

When someone says something that doesn’t make any sense but kind of funny at the same time.

Someone says “I think I’d rather slide down a cactus naked.”...then you say “Silly alert, Silly alert!”

by Carmie Love June 9, 2018

ODing Alert!

ODing, mean "Online Dating". Which means your dating some person but in a video game, like Roblox. Mostly, when people see a person ODing, they say "ODing Alert". It's a way to make people in the game or people's surroundings that there's an Online Dater in the area.

Lizzy_Cool2929: *Kiss Jackson*

Jackson768: *Kiss Lizzy*

StellaDaOne: ODing Alert! ODing Alert! Cut the roleplay!!

Lizzy_Cool2929: ;-;

by StellaIsGoodAtThisStuff September 29, 2018

ODing Alert!

"'Oding' Means 'Online Dating'. It's when u decide to get attracted to a person in a video game for example Roblox, Theres been many complaining about 'Online Daters' on Roblox sharing private information and saying disturbing things. Players attend to do 'Online Dating Roleplay's'. So, saying "ODing Alert!" Is supposed to make the people's surroundings, and other people in the game, that there's an Online Dater in the area or game."

Lizzy_2929: *Kiss jackson*

Jackson828: *Kiss Lizzy*

StellaDaOne: ODing Alert! ODing Alert! Cut the roleplay!

Lizzy_2929: ;-;

by StellaIsGoodAtThisStuff September 29, 2018

Line Alert

When someone has been figured out but can't admit it.

Oh you're not salty?? I call Line Alert

by Faetal October 3, 2018

noise-alert

What you say to others in your vicinity prior to making a loud/shrill sound with the equipment you're working with; the purpose is to avoid startling them by verbally notifying them of the impending noise so that they can momentarily "brace themselves in expectation", plus it gives them a chance to either cover their ears or move further away if they wish.

Tire-shop employee, preparing to re-seat a tire-bead onto the rim: Okay, everybody --- noise-alert! (Tire pops deafeningly but nobody jumps, then they all placidly resume their light conversations while waiting for the wheel to finish being prepared.)

by QuacksO October 13, 2018