adam

an escaped african monkey from south africa on its way to impregnate you.

adam is a monkey

by africanlamburgini March 6, 2017

Adam

A guy who gives out 'bantz' but just can't take it. The ultimate hypocrite.

God, stop being such an Adam!

by Bariumnitrogentantalum March 3, 2015

Adam

A dumbass drunk

Look, there’s Adam again.

by Thelocksmithofknowledge April 17, 2020

Adam

Adam is one of the sexiest people you’ll ever meet, there cute, handsome, thoughtful and (in my case ginger). They’re always there for you and will always help. They sometimes love Mozzarella and other Italian food, if you’ve got one in your life hold on to him, he’s a real keeper

Adam sent me the sweetest text last night

by Sweetie2203 June 9, 2018

adam

Usually a tall motherfucker that thinks he's better then everyone else and tries to take advantage of girls

girl 1 - yo adam tried to rape me last night
girl 2 - what'd he do to you?
girl 1 - he tried to finger me through my leggings and take my clothes off

by E. Norma SScock June 8, 2019

adam

SUPER cute,hilarious,cuttest smile,adorable laugh,can turn the worst day ever into the best,fun to hang out with,smart,loves fixing their hair,puppy eyes,very caring,athletic,and they always have ALL the girls around them at ALL times.

Alexis-"Hey do you know who Adam is?"
Macey-"YES! He is so adorable!!"
Alexis-"I know right? I have him in my english class."
Macey-"Lucky!!"

by hp.bella February 27, 2017

Adam

Adam is one of the best people you will ever meet. They look like a huflepuff but are actually a griffindor. They are really sexy and sometimes are ginger with brown eyes. They are annoying at the start but really nice when you get to know them. If you have one in your life, hold them tight and never let go because they really are the best thing that has happened to you

Person 1- who’s that sexy sweet guy over there?
Person2- oh that’s Adam

by Sweetie2203 May 25, 2018