date-sitting

Going out on dates or otherwise occupying someone's boy or girlfriend so that said someone can get on with their lives.

Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.

He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.

by marfita May 28, 2010

sit on the stool

When Hannah is being very cross on Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey what are you doing alone in the dark there?

Hannah: Oh, me? Just taking a sit on the stool.

by therealest6669 February 15, 2014

Fire sit

where friends come together to freestyle around a fire pit and talk about others. Drugs can be involved.

I feel like flowing, guys lets fire sit.

by Niggaified November 26, 2009

sitting on the bench

To be extremely serious, not playing around.

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino

by Child's Play March 30, 2011

Sit-down

A extended period of time when you smoke mad bud and get mad blazed.

Me and my bro had a 5 gram sit-down and we were tripping balls!
yo we going to have a 10 gram sit-down before we eat that 20 foot pizza,because we will have crazy munchies!!

by Widmer October 20, 2005

baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010

sitting fat

riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive

money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!

before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!

john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!

i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!

by michael foolsley April 24, 2011