Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.

Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

Benjamin BOMTEMPO

Benjamin BOMTEMPO is something very bad. if this is your name, you are cursed with extra body fat and non original or funyn jokes.

Benjamin BOMTEMPO is very stupid

by Benjamin BOMTEMPO hater April 28, 2022

Benjamin Bacooon

A small mammal that likes the dark

“Oi Benjamin Bacooon” said Marcus

by Onshore Chicken September 10, 2019

Benjamin Trick

$20 is $20

He tried to get me to do a Benjamin Trick but $20 is $20

by Thx1277 April 21, 2023

Benjamin Wannop

A little bum who has a wierd thing for cats, he never sees the light if day unless he's forced to in school, he loves valorant and other pc games, don't trust him he's not sane.

Me: Hello Benjamin Wannop
Ben: I love cats "shows a cat picture"
Me:"slaps"

by Gabba is the goat April 29, 2022

Benjamin's Theory

all the answers to the questions of life are found in corner of the little white baggy.

Benjamin's Theory is closely related to don't get high on your own supply, it just doesn't work.

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Benjamin Special

Giving anal sex, followed by a blowjob, then topping it off with a makeout session.

Ben loves doing the Benjamin Special with his girlfriend Michaela.

by Big Max D 90 June 25, 2008