something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.
by neodevon555 January 31, 2011
When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!
by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005
When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.
by periodwithtrans April 04, 2023
by Allahatopia November 25, 2018
In the 2002 film, Ana Faris offers to spend time with Angela Bettis after Bettis compliments Faris's neck. This was a hint to Bettis's character that simultaneous lesbian oral sex was an option for their time together. It's a simple reference to standard sexual position sixty nine.
Hey Clarissa, would you like to come back to my apartment after this female-only wine tasting and eat some melons?
by Jakeyjakers April 30, 2020
by Jp Garcia April 04, 2017
(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits
(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.
by Mantalk May 25, 2012