To WUB FAP means to be overly excited over dub step music it causes you to wank consistently in time with the music.
"Dude this music hits the spot! I love this so much! I'm going to WUB FAP this!"
or
(in a night club)
"IM WUB FAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MUSIC!!"
or
(in a night club)
"IM WUB FAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MUSIC!!"
by Lilly&Claire October 26, 2011
by Bweeman August 22, 2010
by MurderMan1 July 11, 2009
The scabs and patches of dead skin resembling carpet burns that appear on your penis after excessive wanking.
Guy 1- "Dude, yesterday I tried showering, but the soap stung my doodle so much."
Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"
Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.
Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."
Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"
Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.
Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."
by Cinanymous September 22, 2010
Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"
by nalita June 30, 2008
another term for a relationship, relating to not having to masturbate for the duration of the time spent in the relationship.
by fapman3000 April 11, 2010
When one half of a couple become verbally aggressive at the other resulting in one partner withholding sex ultimately forcing the other to masturbate when aroused next.
"Yea, Amber won't give me any for the rest of the night...I yelled at her for no reason and now the pearly gates are closed... fap snap strikes again"
by shoffnee October 12, 2014