Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.

“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”

by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021

codys dildo

the weakest dildo a girl can use... very small and batteries dont last long... 2cm long 1cm around

i was forced to use codys dildo last night... it SUCKED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by iamcody November 22, 2011

Dildo Queen

A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.

I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.

by MineMixer May 16, 2015

Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret

Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!

by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017

Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.

Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!

by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019

digi dildo

The tool used by the Marine Corps when they want to fuck you royally in the ass. Origionally the Big Green Weenie, it has evolved like the cammies Into the Digital Era.

Ben: Dude I tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and cockblocked!!

Rusty: Aww man you got the Digi Dildo dude, how's your ass feel?

by The One And Only!! February 23, 2008

Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos

I saw two lesbians play dildo wars

by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014