National Whip-a-Kid Day

November 29th, a day when you grab the mates, get shitface drunk, then hit some kid with your ford f150

It's National Whip-a-Kid Day, I'll get us some Absolut for the boys.

by Supreme Dick Fidler November 29, 2020

Jerk Off a Furry Day

On May 2nd you have to jerk off a furry.

I'm going to jerk off a furry on Jerk Off a Furry Day

by ijustateacheeseslice May 1, 2022

drop kick a child day

on may 15th, people come out of their homes just to drop kick children

honey, lets make out while drop kicking our child on drop kick a child day.

by davidmangirl1234 May 9, 2022

National Kiss a Kio day

February 27th, is the day on which you should kiss any of your friends named Kio because they're super awesome and deserve love. (Also buy them boba, if you're a good person.)

National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"

by KioLovesDumplings October 3, 2022

national give a girl a hoodie day

on november 5th, guys, be prepared to give your girl a hoodie !

guy: hey girl, heres a hoodie
girl: what, why ?
guy: because it's national give a girl a hoodie day!

by talysss November 4, 2019

December 12 national lose a spoon day

Celebrated on December 12 when you drop a spoon and can’t find it when trying to make fucking cereal and cake on FaceTime

You- (drops spoon)
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it

by Panicathemcr1 December 14, 2019

National don't give a fuck day

Every day no matter who shits on you

Its national don't give a fuck day you be you boo

by Oboma yo mama November 13, 2022