Plank

Noun - A stroll off of a pirate ship

Aye matey, time to go for a plank

by panovision101 October 8, 2011

Plank

Someone who has no chest or ass.

"Hey, did you see that new girl Jessica yesterday?"

"Yeah, but she's a plank."

by Zadeos July 23, 2017

Plank

Can be a derogatory term used to describe the skin colour of someone who's skinn resembles the colour of wood. Is also used to call people stupid/dumb.

You boys are planks.

by Lazerxvenom September 13, 2018

Plank

A girl that has no butt or boobs

Damn man that girls a plank

by Smartestdumbass February 6, 2019

Plank

Someone who doesn’t show up, after confirming they’re going.

Joe said he would pull up later, but now he’s planking! What a plank!

by dabobcat June 10, 2019

Plork

v. To mess up someone's living quarters without trashing it (i.e. by turning all the chairs upside down).

Why is my toothbrush in the cutlery drawer?
-someone must have been plorking your apartment.

by Starfishy12 March 28, 2020

ponk

the best streamer on planet earth, he is well known for being in the dream smp and being the worlds biggest kanye west fan. he is also very attractive and funny. if u dont like him, get well soon :)

someone: omg did u watch ponks latest stream on twitch.tv/dropsbyponk
me: how could i not, he is so funny and handsome after all.
someone: RIGHT! and he is also so skilled that guy carried cyan coyotes in mcc 17
me and everyone on planet earth: agreed

by boohooquacker September 23, 2021