Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).

"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."

by Crazylson September 30, 2009

Flop fuck

When a male inserts his penis into someone's ass by belly flopping on top of them

GET FLOP FUCKED!
No balls you won't flop fuck that bitch.

by Not augie April 18, 2017

certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 21, 2022

Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your turd breaks off long ways and does a front to back sideways splash, splashing toilet water from the bowl up onto your ass

I was dropping a deuce at work and an coworker walked in, I pulled my pants up from around my ankles as I was braking one off and it did a Smelly Flop into the bowl.

by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018

flop-a-do

those tryin to be gangsta but they ain't

You say you live in the ghettos, I don't believe you flop-a-do!

by ARANAR July 23, 2003

cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!

last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

Flop the block

To drive around aimlessly in town. Similar to back roading.

Hey Lyndsey, do you wanna flop the block?

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 8, 2020