A joke or humorous passage that makes no sense and/or isn't even relevant to the subject of choice.
Usually involves no level of humor what so ever.
Usually involves no level of humor what so ever.
A Rob Joke:
"I'll just eat my tea at mine.. then at yours, hmmm, your house is my new home <3"
*Looking at a box of 'Vans' Trainers* "Bet you couldn't actually fit van's in there..."
"I'll just eat my tea at mine.. then at yours, hmmm, your house is my new home <3"
*Looking at a box of 'Vans' Trainers* "Bet you couldn't actually fit van's in there..."
by TraceyLOLOL September 02, 2010
1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
by hotspot0309 January 09, 2010
When you say a joke around someone who later uses the joke as if it was said for the first time without giving any credit. This is usually done in the presence of ladies or large friendly gatherings.
Rob: Dude, you totally just recited the joke I said yesterday to impress that broad, real classy.
John: Yeah, and it was one hell of a joke!
Rob: Wow, look at this proud "Joke Recycler" right here.
John: Yeah, and it was one hell of a joke!
Rob: Wow, look at this proud "Joke Recycler" right here.
by Joke Recycler June 23, 2014
by penisshakes December 21, 2015
by Two dogs April 23, 2018
What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.
Q: How do you make a plumber cry?
A: You kill his family
Anti-jokes^
Q: How do you make a plumber cry?
A: You kill his family
Anti-jokes^
by I Am A Waffle July 05, 2011
Spanish:"Quieres saber qué es una broma."
Canada:" What?"
Spanish: " Los estados unidos cuando eligieron donald trump
Canada: I dont understand Donald Trump is an idiot why is america becoming a Joke
Canada:" What?"
Spanish: " Los estados unidos cuando eligieron donald trump
Canada: I dont understand Donald Trump is an idiot why is america becoming a Joke
by sorrymargeybabey May 22, 2017