meat nap

meat nap (n): The nap one takes after ingesting a large amount of meat. Usually preceded by meat sweats.

Dave took an awesome meat nap after that all you can eat BBQ dinner.

by Move Fast September 24, 2013

nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.

Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...

by YAWA December 25, 2019

focalin nap

The term focalin nap describes an event that takes place after a patient who has an actual ADHD/ADD diagnosis takes a Focalin pill, and falls asleep within 30-45min for a short amount of time.

Focalin is a stimulant medication and helps MOST PEOPLE stay up all night bouncing off the walls. So focalin naps are usually baffling to people.

I was about to engage in a task that requires my attention. Therefore, I consumed a 10mg focalin pill. Upon arriving to my place of study, I went over the covers and took a focalin nap.

My friend who is non-ADD took one and he's bouncing off the walls and having heart palpitations. He is not a candidate for focalin naps.

by SWisntM November 18, 2009

Ozzy Nap

When someone falls asleep at a bad time, in a bad place, or in an awkward position. This comes from a part in Ozzy Osbourne's autobiography, I am Ozzy, where he falls asleep with his leg on fire.

Dude, did you see that girl who fell asleep upside down on the stairs? Total Ozzy Nap!

by Slim Tottles February 23, 2010

Crunk Nap

when you take a very short nap, under an hour, to gain energy before going to out crunk dance

"Yo dude, I'm about to take a crunk nap before we go out tonight."

by nick&sam November 8, 2009

insta-nap

The act of napping or sleeping spontaneously anywhere and anytime, with no warning at all. Usually accompanied by lack of sleep or stress. May be considered a skill.

Josiah: Did you see that episode?
Yvette: Yea. It was funny.
Josiah: Yea, it was. I wonder what happen's next.
Yvette: zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Josiah: wow. she just insta-napped on me. :|

by ruggedly handsome brown dude April 2, 2011

Marathon Nap

Anything longer than 3 hours, almost considered regular sleep for most people.

X: When are we going to the bar?
Y: (Sara) After I take my marathon nap, I will be fully energized to close it down.

by xthethinkerx April 28, 2011