ticks all the boxes

a girl that is very attractive and isn't too crazy, has the potential to cook and clean and raise a family

wow that chef is hot, she ticks all the boxes

by snorlax55 April 27, 2015

your mom's box

Something that you must never never look at touch or smell. Also something that you tell your friends to go eat.

Hey go eat your mom's box.

by not poor January 21, 2003

Two Box Lunch

Sexual position where two female partners are performing oral sex on each other at the same time.

I walked in on my girlfriend and her roommate having a two box lunch.

by Paranoid99 November 18, 2008

oot yer box

Extremely intoxicated
synonym of mad wae it, steamin',

pronounced oot yer boacks

ned wan: Aw man ah wiz pure wasted last night, pure chibbed some daft cunt
ned twa: Oot yer box man, wanae mug that old bint comin oot the gala bingo
ned wan: aye man, lets pure smash her cunt in

by puremental February 05, 2010

Move your boxes

Minecraft slang for move your butt.
In Minecraft, you're made of boxes.
Therefore, comes the term "Move your boxes!"

"Move your boxes Steve!"
"Hold your piggies Charlee!!!!"

by XxPenguinxX December 30, 2013

Box Seat Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.

Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.

by supergenious July 20, 2009

Cat and the juice box

A cat or female that has a juice box straw in the vagina, and they are using there pure strength to suck the jucebox dry with there vag

"dude did u see my girlfriend do that Cat and the juice box?"
"yea Man shes fucken AMAZINGLY strong in the vagina area"
" im so lucky"

by shnukertown699 November 14, 2011