Wet Biscuit

A Wet Biscuit is a person with homosexual tendencies.

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."

by Doota 69 October 10, 2020

Wet Stimpy

A handjob performed underwater, preferably a pool or hot tub

Hey you know that chick gave me a wet stimpy in the hot tub at the party, it was great.

by Bubbanigwad August 28, 2018

Slippin’ like wet soap

Messing up or screwing up

Failing

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “

by MollyRust August 5, 2020

wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.

I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.

by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010

Wet Socks

The act of punishing someone by removing their shoes, making them stand in the toilet with their socks on, and making them put their shoes back on for the remainder of the day, resulting in wet socks.

Get in the bathroom! It's time for wet socks

by CDROMMM September 19, 2017

Wet the Whiskers

When a female with a full bush of pubic hair urinates

Sally really needed to wet the whiskers but the restroom was occupied

by Humanised Centipede September 2, 2017

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024