Rule 1.1

You cant be a femboy if your ugly.

Catwithnoloaf:Bro you cant be a femboy because of rule 1.1

Bro:-Touches thigh

Catwithnoloaf:-Rips out bros intestines and strangles him to death with them.

by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

smokers rule

the act of blowing smoke on someone

means you owe them head

just gave this girl smokers rule. her name was taz

by devil8888 January 13, 2021

Bart switch rule

Every stop on the Berkeley train station you have to stand and give your spot to a stranger

Jhon: I’ve been standing for a long time we have to do the Bart switch rule
James: of course

by Thebartdaylyer May 4, 2023

Rule of Colm

A composition guideline in photography characterized by the inclusion of:
1. an envy-inducing background;
2. an alcohol-tinged foreground; and
3. a middleground featuring portions of the lower leg (always a foot but occasionally even a knee).
Finally, the photograph must be instantaneously posted to social media, prompting the viewer to wonder how the artist is on vacation again.

Dang, nice application there of the Rule of Colm!

by FortSelt2022 June 4, 2022

The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time

Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice

by TheExtraName February 10, 2021

Rule 34

A rule that states if something is on the internet, there's porn of it.

"Never draw rule 34 of characters. Even if they're your favorite."

by CanACrackerGetSomeEggs December 28, 2023